Azurei's Journal

A Buttercup In Time

On a shiney and cranky morning, Phoenix Wright sat on a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His finger ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Miles Edgeworth to love someone with a red big toe?

Geekly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sparkly spikey-haired lamp, all on a summer's day. I wish my Miles Edgeworth would stick me, in his own squicky way..."

"Do you?" Miles Edgeworth sat down beside Phoenix Wright and put his hand on Phoenix Wright's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."

Phoenix Wright gasped slowly. "But what about my red big toe?"

"I like it," Miles Edgeworth said spazily. "I think it's squishy."

They came together and their kiss was like a cup of hot chocolate that warms the soul.

"I love you," Phoenix Wright said creepily.

"I love you too," Miles Edgeworth replied and stuck him.

They bought a zebra, moved in together, and lived lawerly ever after.

Have fun Drabble Maker

I'm gone from the internets for one day and come back to find that HP fandom has gone crazy. My parents and my sister knew about the Dumbledore is gay thing before I did. I feel left out.

Which scenes from Catnapped did you want me to make into avatars again?

And we thought that the internet would be fine until HP7

ZOMG! It took me half an hour but I finally found it! W00t!

I had an interesting conversation with my mother this morning. It ended with me promising her that I won't have anal sex. We have the strangest conversations while watching Scrubs. With that thought in my head I went to class. There are some really annoying people in my computer science class. I walk in and the two of them are talking about Naruto and how people don't get something about it. I stopped paying much attentio to them after they spent the time before class started bragging about the power of their calculators. Fortuantly I won't have to deal with them after this semester because I am changing my major to Veternary Technician. I will get to help the poor kicked puppies.

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